{"id":15,"date":"2011-09-08T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.249.26.136\/wordpress\/?p=15"},"modified":"2011-09-08T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-08T12:00:00","slug":"1315497600000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Dear&#8230;:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A confluence of craptacularity has happened to me in the last 14 hours.&nbsp; I&#8217;m ready to explode and don&#8217;t know where else to direct it, so here you go.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nDear Internet:<\/p>\n<p>When reading e-mail with non-specific time-based references, PLEASE pay attention to the date\/time stamp of the message!&nbsp; When I write you an e-mail at 9:30 on, say, a Tuesday night and tell you that I&#8217;ve scheduled a meeting with you &quot;tomorrow&quot; because your calendar says you&#8217;re free, don&#8217;t read it on Wednesday morning and assume I mean Thursday.&nbsp; Oh, and check your calendar more than once a week, mmkay?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nDear Users of Technology:<\/p>\n<p>Despite what the Staples chain of office products stores would have you believe, there is no &quot;Easy Button.&quot;&nbsp; Technology is complicated.&nbsp; Would it kill you to even TRY to understand the stuff you are trying to use and say you need?&nbsp; Or ask for help?&nbsp; (And no, I do not define &quot;help&quot; as &quot;just come here and make it work for me.&quot;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nDear Everyone On Campus: <\/p>\n<p>Leaving notes that &quot;this&quot; is broken on the thing that is broken will NOT get it fixed!&nbsp; You need to call someone and tell them it&#8217;s broken.&nbsp; There are no SUNY Potsdam elves that run around checking &quot;everything&quot; to make sure it&#8217;s working.&nbsp; I wish there were.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nDear Road Warriors:<\/p>\n<p>How about you travel with more than just a flash drive with your PowerPoint on it, hmm?&nbsp; If you&#8217;re going to traverse this great State\/Nation regaling the masses with whatever it is you have to share, it&#8217;s folly to assume that wherever-you-are-today will meet your tech requirements.&nbsp; You should travel with, at a minimum, your own laptop AND projector.&nbsp; (They make them really small these days!)&nbsp; Oh, and actually knowing how to login to and navigate the basics of Windows XP, Vista, 7, and the MacOS would be a good idea too when you decide to rely on the IT resources provided by your speaking venue.<\/p>\n<p>Most sincerely,<br \/>\nRomeyn<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A confluence of craptacularity has happened to me in the last 14 hours.&nbsp; I&#8217;m ready to explode and don&#8217;t know where else to direct it, so here you go. &#8212;&#8211; Dear Internet: When reading e-mail with non-specific time-based references, PLEASE pay attention to the date\/time stamp of the message!&nbsp; When I write you an e-mail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-peeves"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}