{"id":35,"date":"2008-02-17T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T15:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.249.26.136\/wordpress\/?p=35"},"modified":"2008-02-17T15:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T15:04:00","slug":"1203278640000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Jumper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like someone took the pilot for a proposed TV series and stretched it out to make a movie.&nbsp; You know what happens when you stretch something?&nbsp; It gets THIN.&nbsp; That&#8217;s a great word to describe this movie.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>David is a &quot;Jumper&quot;, and after having discovered his ability and Jumped around for a few years, he discovers he&#8217;s not the only one.&nbsp; As I write this, I realize just how much of a rip-off of Highlander the basic premise is.&nbsp; These Jumpers are stalked by Paladins.&nbsp; However, unlike the Watchers from the Highlander series (TV), these Paladins are spiritually self-righteous and are intent on destroying the Jumpers by any means possible.&nbsp; And they have some pretty impressive means.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty much it.&nbsp; The movie&#8217;s predictable, and lays the foundation for a possible sequel, but would make an &quot;OK&quot; TV series.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t predict either will come to fruition.<\/p>\n<p>If you decide to see this movie, wait for DVD.&nbsp; The popcorn&#8217;s cheaper that way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\nIf you decide to see this movie, wait for DVD.&nbsp; The popcorn&#8217;s cheaper that way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}