{"id":54,"date":"2010-03-10T08:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T08:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/67.249.26.136\/wordpress\/?p=54"},"modified":"2010-03-10T08:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T08:05:00","slug":"1268226300000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/romeyn.me\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Why &#8220;free&#8221; isn&#8217;t really free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since they were old enough to understand the concept, I have made it  clear to my children that &quot;there&#8217;s no such thing as &#8216;free&#8217;.&quot;&nbsp; I do this  wherever and whenever the opportunity presents itself, and I love the  weird looks I get from people in stores; people who, based on their  facial expressions,&nbsp; clearly think that my brain is on fire and that  worms are crawling out of my ears.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Simply, there is opportunity cost associated with every transaction.&nbsp;  And in most cases, when an advertiser uses the word &quot;free&quot; what they  really mean is &quot;at no additional monetary cost&quot;.&nbsp; This is what I tell my  children: if you have to spend money to get it, then it isn&#8217;t &quot;free&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>Not everything advertised as free costs money, however.&nbsp; Well, at least not up front!&nbsp; Some time ago someone clued me in to the existence of <a href=\"javascript:void(0);\/*1268228484018*\/\">Freecycle<\/a>.&nbsp; Anyone can join and post stuff they want, or stuff they want to give away.&nbsp; It&#8217;s for people who realize that someone might actually want that &quot;piece of crap&quot; they would otherwise throw away.&nbsp; So they give it away.&nbsp; This isn&#8217;t eBay.&nbsp; There&#8217;s no bidding, no money, and no shipping.&nbsp; If you want someone else&#8217;s crap, you have to go get it.&nbsp; And the first one there wins.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of weeks ago someone posted that they had a Kenmore portable dishwasher.&nbsp; By its description it was in very good shape, but it did not drain.&nbsp; I contacted the poster and he said someone else was scheduled to pick it up, but that if that didn&#8217;t work out I was next in line.&nbsp; A few days later I got another e-mail: &quot;Come and get it!&quot;&nbsp; I set a date and time and was off to get my &quot;free&quot; dishwasher!<\/p>\n<p>Here is what this thing actually cost me:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t have a truck, and my Van is currently in need of some service, so I had to borrow a truck.&nbsp; My friend Tom was nice enough to not only let me use his truck, but he went with me to pick up the dishwasher as well!&nbsp; Cost: Tom&#8217;s time, my time, and mileage on his truck.<\/li>\n<li>3 trips to the hardware store.&nbsp; I tested it and, as reported, it did not drain.&nbsp; But to test it I had to hook it up to my kitchen sink&#8217;s faucet.&nbsp; IN order to do THAT I needed the sink spout adapter, which was NOT supplied.&nbsp; It took me three tries to get the right fittings.&nbsp; Cost: about an hour of my time, $6.50, and 5 miles on my car.<\/li>\n<li>1 trip to Lowe&#8217;s, and 1 trip to Radio Shack.&nbsp; Having (incorrectly) deduced that there was something plugging the drain hose, I needed long, think needle-nose pliers to extract that which I &quot;felt&quot; to be the blockage.&nbsp; I ended up with forceps from Radio Shack.&nbsp; Cost: 4 miles on my car and about $10.00.<\/li>\n<li>The &quot;blockage&quot; turned out to be some kind of &quot;flap&quot; which I presume prevents backflow into the dishwasher or something.&nbsp; But it wasn&#8217;t the cause of the blockage.&nbsp; Further analysis revealed a suspect impeller at the bottom of the unit.&nbsp; I made a post to Sears online &quot;expert&quot; support forum along with a couple of pictures and in less than 2 days someone confirmed my diagnosis.&nbsp; I ordered a new impeller.&nbsp; Cost: Half an hour of my time and about $16.00.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yesterday I installed the new impeller.&nbsp; Having a new part to compare to the old part made it obvious what the problem had been.&nbsp; I fired it up and it works just great!&nbsp; For the first time in over 15 years, I have the luxury of a dishwasher!&nbsp; It&#8217;s a nice unit, can be retro-fitted into our existing cabinetry if we ever want to, and gives us a little more kitchen counter space!<\/p>\n<p>But it was in no way &quot;free&quot;!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Simply, there is opportunity cost associated with every transaction.&nbsp; 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