\nThis came to me today via email. It made me literally “LOL”, so I’m passing it on:<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.<\/p>\n
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.<\/p>\n
You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.<\/p>\n
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.<\/p>\n
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down; and that’s when you remember…<\/p>\n
You’ve been listening to your iPod.<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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