This came to me today via email. It made me literally “LOL”, so I’m passing it on:
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down; and that’s when you remember…
You’ve been listening to your iPod.