This came to me today via email. It made me literally “LOL”, so I’m passing it on:

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You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down; and that’s when you remember…

You’ve been listening to your iPod.

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